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.Glenn.W. <MadMaaaaadDutchman>
"THANKS COKE & myallblacks.com... UK IRELAND SOUTH AFRICA AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND & MAYBE HONG KONG!!!!"


G'day its your old mate, The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman!!!
Now some of you dickless bastards out there still don't think that I'm mad... So this year to prove it I'm gonna burn around the world, stalking the ALL BLACKS & getting rolled, bowled and rissoled like some sort of overzealous freak.... MAAAAAD!!!

If you know me you probably regret it, but that wasn't my choice was it??? ;-P
Anyways, I'm Glenn, the eccentric, socially retarded, geeky, prick who is now offically the Ultimate fan of the mighty AB's/Blackness.

Studying/Drinking too much @ Massey Uni Wellytown, in the middle of a BBS in Sports Management, which was to be done in Palmy in '08; but now I'll be blazing a trail around the RU.

Welcome yourself to a chat, but don't be critical about our almighty Blackness!
Anyway, gotta go, Don't be a stranger & remember...
Don't get Even, GET ANGRY!!!

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Matahole... but I long for my Wellytown
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May 2007

.Glenn.W. says:
"Two weeks is toooooo long!!! Bring on New Plymouth, my ABs and the bum-schlacking for the Samoans!!!!" (7 weeks ago) me too!

-- Wheres that noise coming from??? --
Queen, Bon Jovi, KISS, the Eagles, the Clash, the Police, Genesis, Phil Collins, UB40, Dragon, Led Zeppelin, Trinity Roots, Meatloaf, U2, Katchafire, The Black Seeds, Supergroove, Kora, Salmonella Dub, The Nomad, Flow, Trillian...... and on it goes...
-- SPORTS = my life --
Where do I start??? Rugby, League, Football, WRC, Formula 1, V8 Supercars, WSBK, America's Cup, Moto GP, Cricket, Arena Football, Sevens, Tennis, NBA, NFL, NHL, Major League Baseball, NASCAR, Tour Cycling, Golf, Ice Hockey and much much much Much MUCH more..... like Tiddlywinks, especially if it means I'm taking money off the "Shilock" Stafford!!!
-- Favourite Cinematic Time-wasters --
Bad Boys I & II, Pursuit of Happyness, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Hot Fuzz, The Longest Yard, Shrek (all of 'em), Lethal Weapon (all of 'em), American Gangster etc, etc, etc.......
-- Especially Dislikes --
The West Island/Criminal Element/Gypsies Tramps & Thieves/Dingo-hunters/Crooks Crims or Convicts, Poncy Gel-haired Latte sipping JAFAs & Fat, Warm beer-swilling, Whinging Pomgolians!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr.............
-- Is most stoked when --
Drinking and/or Watching the Footy, especially the Blackness!!!!
-- Also find me at --
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=6071...
-- Legendary Quotes --
"There's no better why to show you're black, other than dropping your strides.... and there's no need to show off!!!!", "As there are players on the field, there shall be beers on the table." & "Come on people, it's time to get your black on!!!"

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Richie's a proper legend..... destined for immortallity: and this is why
ALL BLACKS Captain Richie McCaw is so tough that…

= When Richie McCaw does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
= Richie McCaw doesn’t have blood. He is filled with magma.
= When Richie McCaw goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Richie McCaw’ed.
= Richie McCaw does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Richie McCaw.
= Richie McCaw was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
= When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richie McCaw.
= Richie McCaw has counted to infinity – twice.
= Richie McCaw invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
= Richie McCaw’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
= Richie McCaw gave the Mona Lisa that smile.
= Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.
= Some kids can piss their name in the snow. Richie McCaw can piss his name into concrete.
= Richie McCaw’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Richie McCaw.
= Richie McCaw can speak Braille.
= Richie McCaw’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried... Ever.
= Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.
= Richie McCaw owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
= Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
= Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
= Richie McCaw can divide by zero.
= Richie McCaw once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
= When you say “no ones perfect”, Richie McCaw takes this as a personal insult.
= When Richie McCaw exercises, the machine gets stronger.
= Richie McCaw doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now”.
= Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
= Richie McCaw can kill two stones with one bird.
= The only time Richie McCaw was wrong, was when he thought he had made a mistake.
= Richie McCaw doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
= Richie McCaw, Vin Diesel & Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died & in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Richie McCaw, who replies with, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."
= The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Richie McCaw punched himself in the face.
= Richie McCaw once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression “Shitting bricks” wasn’t just a figure of speech.


Legend. Straight up.
1 Comment 382 days ago
For anyone who cares to know.......
Vital Statistics:
~ Full Name: Glenn Anthony Weenink
~ Nicknames: Weenie, Weenuts, Nemo, The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman & MMD
~ Birthday: 14th September 1987
~ Place of Birth: Morrinsville, NZ (Better than Matamata, just)
~ Star Sign: Virgo
~ Male/Female: Justa little-too-keen, Rugby loving bloke
~ Education: '08 is a gap year in my BBS @ Massey Wgtn/Palmy
~ College: Matamata College
~ Occupation: Poor, Drunk Student/ALL BLACKS stalker
~ Residence: An awesome new house with all the trimings while the Old are away!!
~ Email: holdenguy_77@hotmail.com OR ferrari.red_devil@vodafone.net.nz
~ MSN Screen Name: The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman!!!

The Ugly S.O.B:
~ Hair Colour: Brown
~ Hair Length: Gottit chopped a while ago, but it's gettin there...
~ Eye colour: Dunno can't see them; Green I think...
~ Weight: 68kg/150lb FATTY!!!
~ Height: 1.77m/5"10' last time I looked
~ Braces: No, I definitely hope not!!!!
~ Glasses: Yes, new cool slightly scratched ones now
~ Piercings: Pfft!! NO........
~ Tattoos: Caveman drawings for big, dumb, piss-head, moron Australian rugby league players.....
~ Righty or Lefty: Right-handed, Shoot lefty, Kick off both!!!

Firsts:
~ First best friend: Lloyd... and that was ages ago!!!!
~ First Award: I won the "Guess the Lollies in the Jar" comp at a school calf club... choice!!!!
~ First Sport You Joined: Football... and if you call it soccer I will come over there and bash you!!!!
~ First pet: Cat called Tommy
~ First Real Vacation: The Goldy on the West Island
~ First Concert: Raggamuffin 2008; it was F*~KING amazing.... UB40 were fantastic!!!
~ First Love: Rugby (Never kiss & tell...)

Favourites Right.......... Now:
~ Movie: The Pursuit of Happyness
~ Number/s: 7, 77, 47 or 4.
~ TV programme: Pulp Sport, Boston Legal or Outrageous Fortune
~ Colour: BLACK!!!!!! or Ferrari Red
~ Rapper: F*^K OFF!!!!
~ Band: UB40 & Supergroove
~ Song Right Now: The Black Seeds - One by One
~ Podcast: Rugby Roundtable www.rugbyroundtable.com
~ Sweet: Snickers or Skittles
~ Sport to Play: Cricket or Indoor Football
~ Restaurant: Lone Star & Tulsi ;)
~ Brand: ALL BLACKS... I'm recovering from the dissapointment slowly...
~ Store: Rebel Sport or Champions of the World
~ School Subject: PE or Woodwork
~ Book: Doc Mayhew & Standing Tall: the Tawera Nikau story
~ Magazine: Sky Sport: The Magazine
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Katie Mossop
someone told me that they have the hugest crush on you! go to myukcrush dot com to find out who! sohns
6 days ago via Mobile
Karina W
Hey you! Happy Bday for the other day!!! how was it?
hope everything is good wif you! Lol my fone crapped out the other day and I lost all my contacts, what is your fone number?
Hope you had a great bday!
2 weeks ago
Anita Bottcher
so how was it!?
3 weeks ago
Anita Bottcher
it was your bday yest?i tried to text u bt i think ur 027 is secretly 021 coz my ph was all nah no creddy
3 weeks ago
Dale Hawe
Heya.. yea it has been a while ay. Things r going v well thanks :D yup still at waikato, finishing at the end of the yr which wil b v exctiing, but i think ill b secretly guttd 2 leave. . . .3 years has gone waaay tooo fast! HOw r u?? And the rugby supporters thing going?? lol. So will we b playing Oz in the tri-nations final now?? Just a random questino lol.
6 weeks ago
Princess Camille
well fingers crossed i passed my exams-srill waiting on the results0-the one i was telling you about went trerrible lol...i just saw see photo of camille and there were 4 photos of me and then i saw that u put pics up!!! woo hhoo so im checkong them out now!!!
14 weeks ago
Karina W
Hey Glenn :) Sorry havn't bin in touch 4 a while, just had my exams and on holiday at the mo. Had a great time in welly the other wkend, thanks so much, it was awesome! hows everything been with you?
14 weeks ago
Laura Barr
haha so rugby games are a way to pick up girls are they???
14 weeks ago
Ruth Armishaw
We haven't been in touch for a long time. Last time we talked you were moving to Palmy to continue your study!!! That was a LONG time ago. Where are you, what are you up to??
xx Ruth
15 weeks ago
Ruth Armishaw
Hello love,
how's life? how's palmy?
how's the blackness? been anywhere exotic lately?
Love Ruth
xxxx
16 weeks ago
Briar Dalzell
I reckon! its gonna be super fun!! We should paint our faces hehe
17 weeks ago
Karina W
Yay! so excited! its guna be great! just trying to get all up to date wif the study before I cum down.
Yay big group dinner! it sounds wicked! i soooo can't wait! guna be awesome! I get in2 welly on the bus at about 1pm, and leave at 12 sunday. When do you get to welly?
18 weeks ago
Hannie
yep sure! :) or if im here then can meet up somewhere over here and can show u the wonderful england! haha
were gonna beat u in the cricket :P

19 weeks ago
Karina W
Yay! haha I bet you are :) I can't wait too, Its guna b wicked to catch up with you guys! I'm real excited :)
Sounds like your having a nice laxing time, I'm so jealous! got lotsa study to keep me busy til then.
Group dinner idea sounds wicked :) very cool, guna be so much fun! Dans away in the feild at the moment and may or may not be back that weekend, but I don't think he'll be coming down to welly.
It sounds awesome, I so can't wait! I'm just looking at bus bookings to travel down there at the moment.
anyway, have a good day :) see you soon!
19 weeks ago
Karina W
Hey Glenn, hows it going?
Getting excited about welly soon :) can't wait to see you again and catch up, whatv ya bin up to?
19 weeks ago
Hannie
oooh i didnt know it was rugby league, just saw a friends name being the kiwis got beaten by the aussies, but still its all the same :P
okey dokey, well i was gonna go to NZ/Aus/Singapore/Hong kong from sept-dec but i dunno whats happening now so will let u know nearer the time
xxx
20 weeks ago
Dale Hawe
Wicked! Did u win all that or buy it?? Im guessin u won it now that i think about it.... 4 sets of supporters gear. God, look out world, here comes glenn lol. Sounds like a blast! ! ! !
20 weeks ago
Dale Hawe
Haha. Well i briefly read ur wee intro 2 ur profile, but too many words 2 read... i do enough of that already. . .

Giz a brief summary :D
20 weeks ago
Dale Hawe
Haha yea u sound like a bit of a rugby fanatic... lol nothing wrong w that tho.

Hows ya course goin??
20 weeks ago
Dale Hawe
Hey Glenn,

How ya doin man, what u been doin w urself??
20 weeks ago
 
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